no one told me college would be so fucking expensive
- Wear Tan Khaki Pants.
- Tuck Your Black Polo Into Your Pants.
- Be Sure Not to Forget Your Tactical Belt!
- Serve As A Second Range Master
- Parachord Bracelet Is Essential.
- Use Phrases Such as “Bust EM!” and “My Magpul video says..”
- Be Loud!
- Watch Other People And Tell Them How They Are Doing It Wrong.
- Spontaneously say military mottos.
Dont forget about me